Fail Of The Week 3

100 Classic Books For The Nintendo Ds.

Its pretty pointless how nintendo’s been making little lifestyle enhancing games, but this is just freaking stupid. The books are public domain (all off them) and should not cost money. I’m all for digital reading, but on the DS… I really can’t picture anyone and I mean anyone buying this. A free application with Downloadable add-ons mabye but still, this is stupid. Not kind of stupid really stupid, and will neither make reading seem more fun,  or make a profit, and nor should it.

Fail Of The Week 2

Creativity Testing

Imagine if you will a sheet of paper with a hot-doggish shape with a pencil in hand. Now imagine you can draw aaaaaannnnnyyyyyttttthhhiiiiingggg you want with that sheet of paper as long as it somehow includes that stinking curvy line as a part of the drawing. Now imagine it being sent to a far off land where some weird crazy freak person grades your imagination. Now for the record they didn’t say anything except include the shape, and a title/caption, nothing else just a blank slate with that one shape. Now imagine you get your results back with a 60/100 score, on a no right/wrong answer test.  Keep in mind they gave NO rubric, saying it had to be a specific object  just as long as it had the shape. You know what kind of person should grade/take this test no one . I mean first of all I can’t even see a need to test creativity, if you want to be test your creativity, Buy Scribblenauts. Not this  draw whatever you want keeping in mind some educational moron is going to give you a percentage on how creative you are. I mean you know… look next time you want to see  a cat and dog on a unicycle surfing a wave of choclate fighting zombie robot pirates in an attempt to save the planet cookie,  give us more freedom. Now this is what I think of all creativity test graders

SNAKE, SNAKE, SNAKE, No actually its chicken?

At a social event, being catered at KFC I  decided I would attempt to consume ugh…

What Killed Colnel Sanders

True to popular belief, it is the worlds nastiest sandwich, like you could taste all that crap like for an hour, just like total horror. It’s like 2 pieces of chicken from the back of the freezer, government food stamp cheese, and human flesh for bacon, in other words nasty.  I wanted to just take off the non-existent bun and eat that. I mean was like the KFC chairman in like the military and the rationed meals like this. So if your going to KFC and the scratchy drive thru voice says “Would you like to try a double down” drive to the Popeyes down the street.

FOTW1

This is a new segment in this program the fail and win  of  the week. Yes each week i’ll be picking out the one thing I hated more than anything every week (yes every week) so lets jump right in.

Wizards Of Waverly Place

OK, as far is Disney Channel shows go, the show is actually the best in terms of quality (I actually laughed like twice). However the female protagonist is portrayed as a word that would get Finn grounded for a month.  The fact she accepts getting failing grades, doesn’t put an effort into schoolwork and occasionally ridicules her siblings is just poor. I mean lets be honest even the worst show on the planet, Billy Ray Cyrus is written to be a good father who cares about their child’s academic performance, the suite life of Zack and Cody has a “slow progress-er” but it is evident the parent disapproves of this and proves he just doesn’t try hard and works hard in some episodes. The alternative of Wizards of Waverly Place is a lazy female “role model”  which influences girls to try less hard and be lazy, good thing my sister just likes the special FX. So theres my fail of the week enjoy.

Hop To It Sakurai

We need Brawl 2, why you’ve lost your gimmick, nintendo is kind of falling down the toilet and well, god blessed me this weekend.

Allow Me To Quickly Summarize My Weekend.

Hooray for the iPod Big. Oh and you can download the song  free here. OK, time to go do something…

Oh A New Page

My Top 10 Lists are now on the air, Well of Video Games and Movies and Stuff. Oh and did you suscribe yet 2 updates in a row, and I’ll make a  really big one soon 4srsly! Oh and were getting a Co-author yay!

After 6 Years It’s Finnally Time To Say Goodbye

Of course I am referring to CRCT Standardized Testing

Yeah… Now I Can kiss the bloody thing goodbye, Welp thats ’bout it.

The Answer Is The Question

Who in the name of Doctor Who is Justin Beiber (If that really is your real name). Is he like a cross breed between Dylan Sprouse and Demi Lovato. Its almost like he popped up in the middle of nowhere and youtube. BECAUSE HE  IS NOOOBOODDDY.  I asked my mom and she claims  she is like a Nickelodeon popstar but hey whatever.

So now there is a popstar whose name I cant pronounce, My Art Teacher loves, and Is preforming on the KCA ’09.  So for those becoming superstars keep this short sweet image in mind.

Oscar Predictions :|

Being A Film-Nerd Class 1 I’m going to make my predictions global so when they lose you can laugh at me.(Some Movies I haven’t seen so yeah…)

Best Picture:Avatar, What I Think Deserves It: Avatar

Actor In A Leading Role: George Clooney (He’s The Bomb, Nuff Said).

Supporting Role (Actor): No Comment

Actress In A Leading Role:Meryll Streep (Cuz of the Golden Globes)

Actress In A Supporting Role:Mo’Nique

Animated Feature Film: Up  (Or Fantastic Mr.Fox, really I’d be cool with all the animated films except for that foreign one)

Art Direction: Avaaaaattttaaaarrrr

Cinematography: Avatar

Costume Design: Avatar The Young Victoria

Directing: James Cameron,Or Quentin Tarantino

Documentary:Meh.. Food  Inc.

Short Documentary: I Don’t Care

Film Editing: Avatar?!? (Was It A 6hr Movie Before?)

Foreign Language: Je Ne Sais Pas

Make-Up: The Young Victoria, Or Star Trek

Original Score: Anything But Fantastic Mr.Fox

Original Song: Princess & The Frog: Down In New Orleans

Short Animated Film: A Matter Of Loaf & Death (Logorama Should Win like 4srsly)

Short Live-Action Short Film:Uh……….

Sound Editing: Avahhhhtar

Avatar: Visual Effects… Ooops

Adapted Screenplay: That Precious Movie

Original Screenplay: Up In The Air

There Have Fun.