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*Sticks Gun To Forehead*, for anyone who see’s this movie, YOU ARE FOOLS Alvin & The Chipmunks was quite possibly the worst movie i’ve seen in a theater. So go burn this image off of your brain.
No I’m Not Killing Myself Shut Up.

What Everyone In The World Seems To Care About Right Now

The MTV VMA Awards,  its like the Oscars for Teenage girls.  Well anyway it was an early release day for school and of course, that means its School-wide watch TV Day. Anyway since the VMA’s were on the previous night, there was the world famous re-run show for adults who actually give a crap about the show. Then It happened, yes If you have been alive for the past few days you know Kanye West claimed Beyonce was Better than Taylor Swift. To make the world shut up I’ll give you my opinion on the matter, THEN TELL YOU WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!

I’m going to Disneyworld Bub

Well, today was a very special day, Obama made a nice address to school children today, it was delightful. If your school-type place did not show this, run to the superintendents office and place a sticky note on his desk saying, “If you ever wan’t to see your collection  of rare staplers again put a sign saying I didn’t brainwash your child to do well in school because they didn’t see the speech”. But really thats just my opinion. But in all honesty thats not what i’m talking about.

Well Then.

Expecting something? An UPDATE! Well if thats the case you get a Video Update

I was going to add some subliminal messages but I think that should suffice.

The Truth About The School System!

Stupid Some people think the coming of the Apocalypse School Year is one of the most depressing best times of the year. Its when you can form cults make new friends, be subjected to propaganda learn new things, and eat crap from a septic tank enjoy a delicious and nutritious government required force feeding lunch.

All that aside, its still summer until August 10th (a.k.a. the day of reckoning). BUT according to the worlds corporations  its “Force your parents to buy backpacks, pencils, and lunchboxes week” much as christmas is “Buy your spoiled brats toys in an attempt to make them feel loved by you day“. You may be asking yourself, “Wait the school system (and christmas) is all just a sad  but effective approach to try to get our money ?”. The answer is yes, the school system is a branch of Wal-Mart Inc. and school is all a plot to get cheaper labor in a process known as the “Precursor To Ruin”.

Here is How It Works. First they begin with a dress code to eliminate all feelings of pride, and individuality in order to eliminate children dressing like sluts (I don’t support slutty dressing, I do support free will however) and start making them look like clean refined citizens and make them look like this

The Reason Were All Gonna Die

In Order To Better prepare us for looking like this

This cashier looks like the girl on the far right of the picture with the uniform. Conspiracy I Think NOT!

If you read the caption if you look at the two images very closely the cashier looks exactly like the girl in the picture with the school uniforms. Next they give us office supplies at a “discounted rate” as well as backpacks for storing our things those. But as the Science type guy George Scienceface has recently discovered the backpacks send a frequency that if translated sounds like this, “Free Will is for dorks” Conspiracy I think not. Then they torment you with paperwork until your mind collapses and you become this

Its... The Fall Of Free Will

You now know the truth, If you agree with this message post a comment even if its as simple as “Please don’t kill me walton family”.

Oh and MB will be updating twice a week now. Yay

Viral Video Sunday Crunchies

Its Viral Video Sunday… (Tube Tuesday was taken) so today I’m going to show you some odd you tube videos. Today I’m going to show you some of the worst licensed product cereals ever.

“Holy Cinnamon Is The Winnamon, Batman there are no marshmallows in that cereal”
This wouldn’t bother me in the 60’s, but this was when Batman was going dark not when the Penguins alias is “K.G. Bird”. Still Its probably the least bad of all the others.

No Comment…

Wow a glow in the dark cereal box with Stay Pu… Oh No!

Now with your Nintendo breakfast cereal… You can eat shapes with graphics as good as the Atari 2600, yay.

Thats Indooodablly Nasty.

Ice Cream Jones is like a child molesterer, he knows where you live

[yotube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgee4_aOPWw&NR=1]

Out of character-ness makes me  laff. Ha.

This Last Cereal Is so bad I reccomend you just stop here

Welcome To The New Monocle Blog

Welcome To The New Monocle Blog and Happy 150th Blog Post to me . Well To Save myself from Buffy the Lawyer I wen’t to WordPress, The Most Bulletproof Blog Around.  I’m Really enjoying the wordpress layout and Um…  That will be all.

(Read The Excerpt For An “Idiot Friendly Version”)